*sigh*
I love when my friends ring me up just to find out if I'm gonna do something for them and while on the phone with me, they have a million conversations with people AROUND them. For gawd's sake...if I'm that fucking boring, don't call me. And yes, I will water your plants/feed the dog/shoot the neighbour and possibly fuck your significant other while you're away. It's all part of being your lame assed friend.

And in other news:
I got another one of those 5 question thingys. This time from the wonderful (yet currently hermit-like) Kat of Dirty Fez. So without further ado, questions and answers!

1. Are you a cat person or a dog person?

Oh so a cat person. If not for the sheer fact that I hate people, love to sleep, and if I had my way, I'd shred the fucking curtains too.
Though I must admit I really WANT a dog. Deep apologies to my 3 kitties.

2. If you had a choice between being incredibly happy and relatively stupid, or
incredibly intelligent and relatively unhappy, which would you choose?

I think I'm already leading the second choice, y'know.

3. Describe the most humiliating moment you have ever experienced.

Dude. There are soooo many. The last great one? Getting scolded at Heathrow Airport by the Air Canada counter guy in England. Why? Cause I TOTALLY missed my flight back to Canada and I had the lamest excuse (uh, there was a delay on the tube?). It wouldn't have been too bad, but then he had to announce loudly "where have you BEEN? I'm not holding that flight for you, y'know. It's totally leaving without you". Though he didn't charge me for the change in flight, he managed to make me feel like a total arsehole by circling the final bording time. Twice. *sigh*

Other humiliating moments are all long, twisted dating stories. Just thinking about them are making me want to hide under the bed. Forever.

4. If you could talk to any historical figure for two hours with no
interruptions, who would it be?

Virginia Woolf. And I'd tell her what a total skeez Nicole Kidman is. Especially when it came to 'being' Virginia Woolf. Guh, I still can't believe she won an Oscar for that! She didn't even LOOK like her! sorry, I'm still really bitter about that.

5. Which 5 songs always evoke an emotional response in you? Happy, sad, angry,
any emotional reaction. Why?

Oh gawd. Erm, yeah.
1. Other side - David Gray. It's such a beautiful song, about something gone horribly wrong. There's this great line about "love is a raven when it's gone" and it always gets me. I love it, even though it depresses me just a little.

2. Anything by 112. Pure anger. 112 was one of my exes' favourite groups. Nuff said.

3. Welcome to the Jungle - Guns n' Roses. The best stress reliever song. Makes me giggly and happy. Heh.

4. Personal Jesus - Depeche Mode. I always sing it as "personal hey-seuss". I do a little dance too, regardless of where I am when that song comes on. Cracks me right up. Good times all round.

5. Anything by Oscar Peterson. Makes me think of my Gram, so it's a total joyous thing. And yes, my Gram is still alive and kicking. (side note: as a young gal, she dated one of the members of Oscar's band! Her stories are fantastic!)

And there you have it! My 5 answers. Ta da.
If there's anyone out there still lookin' to be interviewed, lemmie know.